The following conversation took place in the sand box today:
Little Girl: "You can use my shovel!"
Payne: "We're building a tower!"
Little Girl: "That's my baby brother. Do you know his name?"
Payne: (shoveling industriously) "No."
Little Girl: "Oscar."
Payne: "Oh yeah! Oscar!"
"I don't like Oscar babies."
Little Girl: "Can I have my shovel back?"
Heh heh. You had that one coming, Son.