Two four year olds. A meeting of the minds.

The following conversation took place in the sand box today:

Little Girl: "You can use my shovel!"

Payne: "We're building a tower!"

Little Girl: "That's my baby brother. Do you know his name?"

Payne: (shoveling industriously) "No."

Little Girl: "Oscar."

Payne: "Oh yeah! Oscar!"

(thoughtful pause)

"I don't like Oscar babies."

Little Girl: "Can I have my shovel back?"

Heh heh. You had that one coming, Son.