I used to hate them.
-kids can put on their own damn crocs.
-you can wash dog poo off of crocs with a garden hose.
-when crocs start to smell like sweaty boy feet you can toss them in the washer.
-kids don't trip and fall much in crocs. I have NO IDEA how this is achieved.
-crocs float. This comes in handy more
often than one would think.
-crocs are so prolific one never has to pay full price for them.
-crocs don't degrade or wear down. I'm fairly certain the patent form for the rubber/foam croc material bears the devil's signature.
-And finally, crocs are so completely ridiculous looking, they're actually kind of cute. They're troll dolls for feet, but far less creepy than the mental picture that elicits.
I wish I could quit you, plastic shoes.