I have no idea how anyone raised a child before the era of petroleum products.
No. Idea.
2) Paper towels.
Oh God, the paper towels. I can't remember the last time I had the honor of finishing a roll. They always get shoplifted out of the kitchen whilst I am unaware and disposed of. Payne once engineered a paper towel road through the kitchen, down the entry way, and through the family room while I was (apparently very focused on) doing the dishes.
3) Dairy products.
I'm fairly certain there's a cow somewhere out there with our last name stamped on it's withers. Both of my children have an ardent love for milk, cheese, and yogurt. Payne is roughly 80% dairy.
"Ma, I know cheese, and what's between these two crackers ain't it."
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