Payne's kitchen safety moment.

Protective gear in the kitchen is an absolute necessity.

For instance, it's best to wear a welding helmet when pan searing fictional proteins:

 

 

Flying imaginary grease is no joke, my friends.

 

And always, ALWAYS insist that any bystanders wear the appropriate safety gear, despite their resistance.

Would you rather retain your dignity or your eyeballs? I mean really.