"My baby will not wear cheap, loud clothing."
"No T.V. characters or goofy animals will adorn his/her lovely person."
"He/she will play with classic wodden toys only, bearing no resemblance to any commercially distributed figure from children's programing."
"Licensed clothing is trashy and consumerist."
"Nothing but 100% cotton is good enough for MY precious."
"He/she will look like a Nordstrom children's department model at all times."
The Mother of a Child says:
"I'll just concentrate on keeping 'em from running into traffic."