Saturday, December 1, 2012

The Mother of an infant says....

She says:

"My baby will not wear cheap, loud clothing."

"No T.V. characters or goofy animals will adorn his/her lovely person."

"He/she will play with classic wodden toys only, bearing no resemblance to any commercially distributed figure from children's programing."

"Licensed clothing is trashy and consumerist."

"Nothing but 100% cotton is good enough for MY precious."

"He/she will look like a Nordstrom children's department model at all times."


The Mother of a Child says:

"F*ck it."


"I'll just concentrate on keeping 'em from running into traffic."

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