Theoretically, one has a 50% chance of putting one's shorts on with the front on the front and the back on the back.
I think we're running with a 5% success rate. Heh.
Payne has inexplicably attached himself to an ice cream scoop:
They met at Target and have been inseperable ever since. This has earned us some strange looks in public. Especially since Payne approaches complete strangers with the announcement "My got an eye keem goop!".
Oh, and Stella decided her work place wasn't ergonomic, so she made a few adjustments; brought in some new equipment...