Ha!

Payne: "Where's Daddy?"

Me: " I don't know. Can you find him?"

Payne: (brings finger up to chin thoughtfully) "Hmmm. Maybe d'eres supping wong."

Another day:

(Payne blows his nose into his hands and then rubs his hands all over his face)

Me: "I have never once in my life seen another human being do that Payne."

Payne: "No guys! My do it all duh time!"