Payne: "Where's Daddy?"
Me: " I don't know. Can you find him?"
Payne: (brings finger up to chin thoughtfully) "Hmmm. Maybe d'eres supping wong."
(Payne blows his nose into his hands and then rubs his hands all over his face)
Me: "I have never once in my life seen another human being do that Payne."
Payne: "No guys! My do it all duh time!"