Wednesday, January 11, 2012
I had four squatters in my bathroom while I was trying to blow dry my hair. Four.
I love how Payne is utilizing the scales here...
So I was in my underwear and Payne was following me around as I got ready. At one point I turned my back to him and he poked me with his index finger, saying "Oar butt is guishy". I'll let you come to the obvious conclusion here.
This continued "(poke) guishy (poke) guishy (poke) GUISHY!".
Maybe I don't have to worry about him ever getting married and leaving me after all. His skills with the ladies could stand to improve.