My kids are weirdos.

-I don't know why all of my offspring have been inexhaustible in their search for creative cart sitting solutions:

A rebel, that one.

 

-So Dan does this thing with the kids where he leans in and they touch forehead to forehead, and then nose to nose.  It's adorable and sweet:

And they do it to each other, which is also adorable and sweet....and a little more, um, life threatening. 

 

So far no noses have been broken, so I just sit back and admire the family love fest.

 

-Today I was sitting at the table eating my lunch while the kids played quietly in the family room.

 

Too quietly.

 

Mmmhmm:

Caught him red handed.

 

He stole my frozen tube of ground beef right off of the counter and was smashing/beating it on the floor in a manner so stealthy I was truly impressed. 

 

If our meatballs and garlic bread are a little sub-par tonight, it's all on him, man.