What is this? A normal female infant, you say?
It's a human bento box.
(google it, grandparents)
And guess what small house mammals use their pointy noses to comb through the laundry with the avid focus of an old man armed with a metal detector on the beach?
You guessed it.
One can't accidentally stash pancakes in a polar bear print hood. The children and canines must be in cahoots.