I wouldn't last long in the wild.
On Friday morning Dan and I slept in a bit. I woke up a little after 7 a.m. I stared at the ceiling, stretched, and then turned onto my side to check the clock. I turned to face a set of blue eyes.
My reaction? I gasped, flailed my arms, and yelled "Jesus Christ!".
Awesome survival skills there.
Then the blue eyes said "Hi Mommy!".
He had a collection of toys spread out on the floor, y'all. He was playing in our room while we slept. I'm seriously contemplating installing a master bedroom security system.