Boring people simply unwrap and eat their fortune cookie.
Mr. Awesome constructs a fortune cookie system of transport:
(This is my new favorite shirt. An ant eater sucking up ants? Come on!)
Genevieve fell asleep on the floor and Payne wanted to join her "seepin":
Payne has a bit of an emptying/unrolling fixation right now, so he's been logging some hours in time out. Tonight he was chillin on the ottoman of shame for destroying a roll of paper towels and I told him that I needed him to stop pumping hand soap into thesink/unrolling toilet paper/wasting paper towels. He was appropriately contrite.
About five minutes later he said "Mommy, my deed you to dop putting me in time out."