As I perused the shoe aisles in Target this morning, I was heckled, to the great entertainment of all of the other customers.
First, I must have wandered too far from my cart, because I was summoned with "Mom come! Mooom come!". Yes, like a dog.
Then, as I reached for a pair of shoes, my little hall monitor exclaimed "Mom! Dohn tuss it! Dose all dee-dee!" (Mom, don't touch it! Those are all dirty!). In a show of complete defiance, I grabbed the sandals anyway.
Payne's response?
"Eeeeeeew!"
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