At the Obstetrician's office:
"Mommy go potty in cup!" (Uh, thanks for calling that to everyone's attention Son)
As I go in to get him up from his nap:
(Payne drags head up off of the mattress and sighs)
"Is so harrrd."
Me: What's hard? Getting up?"
As he comes out of his room from picking a book to read before bed:
"Mommy Mommy Mommy howwwp! Dis gook so howwy!" (Mommy help! This book is so heavy!)