Funny stuff my kid said today.

At the Obstetrician's office:

"Mommy go potty in cup!" (Uh, thanks for calling that to everyone's attention Son)


As I go in to get him up from his nap:

(Payne drags head up off of the mattress and sighs)

"Mommy."

Me: "Yes?"

"Is so harrrd."

Me: What's hard? Getting up?"

(heavy sigh)"Yeah."


As he comes out of his room from picking a book to read before bed:

"Mommy Mommy Mommy howwwp! Dis gook so howwy!" (Mommy help! This book is so heavy!)