Fast Food Nation.

Oh my gosh! Did my son actually eat his whole "buddist"?



No such luck. He just took it to-go.




Dan took some photos of Payne's great culinary accomplishment on Monday night.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you strawberry, teriyaki pork chop, and barbeque sauce hash:



And folks, he ate it...with a smile. Watch out Food Network!