"Y'all act like you've never seen an Ewok shirt and a cowboy hat on the same person at the same time before."
"Clearly you aren't running in the right social circles. There's a whole network of George Lucas enthusiast cowboys out there. I could totally link you to some forums."
"Alright, that's it. If you paparazzi don't go find another person to skulk around I'm going to take MY photos to local law enforcement."
(He does this whenever I take his picture now. He also yells "cheese!" as he holds up his "camera".)