I don't want to get reported to the authorities.
Tonight, for the second time in recent history, my son got down on all fours after his bath, yelled "Mine Frog!" (I'm a frog) and then frog hopped and ribbited around the house. His "ribbit" is impressively accurate and raspy.
All of this was done stark naked.
He is always nude when struck with the inspiration to be a frog.