"Mommy. My not go take nap."

"My not tahrd. My not weepy."

Not sleepy eh? Let's poll the audience. (click)



To send Payne to bed, just text "lying liar" to the number 1-888-rachelneedsabreak.

And in other news, my junior employer was a little disgruntled recently:


"I remain unimpressed. My underwear is showing, and where the heck is my hair bow?"