"My not tahrd. My not weepy."
Not sleepy eh? Let's poll the audience. (click)
To send Payne to bed, just text "lying liar" to the number 1-888-rachelneedsabreak.
And in other news, my junior employer was a little disgruntled recently:
"I remain unimpressed. My underwear is showing, and where the heck is my hair bow?"