Yesterday Payne was playing with this stone coaster and handed it to me. He warned me "Dis very shark (sharp)" and I agreed, since we had a chipped one for awhile that was indeed sharp. Then he told me "You go time out. You hurt 'self."
I did some quick talking and managed to avoid hard time. I'm putting money on the Batman shirt instilling some deep sense of civic duty, thus triggering the safety moment.