"I have always wanted my very own seat in the car. I'm loving how much easier it is to look out the window! The damask cover really is a nice touch too. I knew you really cared about me, I just knew it. I just had to wait seven years for you to give me such a nice token of appreciatio...."
"Wait. What? This isn't for me? Oh God, you made another one? And it's going to ride in here? And I'm only in the car because you're taking me to a dogsitter while you go get the new one? Is it going to "pet" me like the other one does? You're going to get it tomorrow?!"
"Screw this. Put down the window. I'll just tuck, roll, and take my chances in the wild."
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