No, I don't think you understand.
He REALLY likes ketchup.
I mean, I don't think I'm quite getting my point across.
He would eat it with a spoon.
He would eat it on a carrot.
He would suck it through a straw.
He would lick it off of someone else's face.
He would roll around in a vat of it.
I still don't think you could possibly have grasped the magnitude of this yet.
So...I'm going to have to do this the hard way:
I hope you realize I only did this out of necessity.