Saturday, January 15, 2011

Payne really likes ketchup.

No, I don't think you understand.

He REALLY likes ketchup.

I mean, I don't think I'm quite getting my point across.

He would eat it with a spoon.
He would eat it on a carrot.
He would suck it through a straw.
He would lick it off of someone else's face.
He would roll around in a vat of it.

I still don't think you could possibly have grasped the magnitude of this yet.

So...I'm going to have to do this the hard way:

I hope you realize I only did this out of necessity.

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