In other news, Payne has become quite the bossy child. He recently picked up the word "now". As a direct result of this, my day sounds like the following:
"Ma! Up NOOOOW!"
"Ma! Mik (milk) Now!"
"Onen (open) it door. Now!"
"Eat food, NOW!"
etcetera, etcetera, etcetera....
I don't think I'm properly conveying the intensity here though. Payne sort of "hulks out" when he says it. Try to replace the infamous phrase "Hulk smash!" with "Milk now!" in your head. That's my morning. Heh.